Before you do anything else, be sure to take the Thuggs-Moran Idiot Asshole Test to diagnose yourself. Find it on our test page here. Then just buy the damn book. We know you have someone in your life like this and it makes a great gift.
Once you buy it, you’re in for quite a treat – unless of course you’re a participant in the Perpetually Offended Olympics (POO). If that’s the case, don’t buy this book (consider this as your only trigger warning).
This might possibly be the most PC intolerant book you’ve ever read. If you’re into that type of thing, this book will hold a special place on your coffee table. You’ll love the reactions of your politically correct friends when they open it up for a read. You’ll take great joy in conjuring up that image for years.
Be prepared though. We spare no one in our criticism of driving. Having said that, we the authors are not completely immune to error (except when we drive). If by chance you find yourself described herein, please know that we probably made a mistake. It really isn’t you. It’s someone else.